Social Distance Warriors Pillows

The Holidays Are Just Not The Same Since This Pandemic

Social Distancing Club

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

Happy Brithday

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

The New Normal

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Elbow Sex

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You're not distancing."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Still too close."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

Socially Distancing Clowns

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Working from home.