"The longer that Corona lasts....the better we become at social distancing!"
Social Distance Master Pillows
Add a touch of humor and personality to their living space with a pillow that celebrates their mastery of social distance—ideal for cozy corners with playful flair.
Distance to avoid contagion
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
'Modern romance'
Do what you can to flatten the curve
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
Stay apart & stay happy
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
The New Normal
COVID Tech Fortress
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
"You're not distancing."
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
Elbow Sex
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
Socially Distancing Clowns
You are here - They are there
Working from home.
Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.
Pick Your Own
"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."
Sydney Opera House
Social Distance Master Pillows Collection
Social Distance Master Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate social distance mastery, making every coffee break a humorous nod to personal boundaries.
Social Distance Master Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the Social Distance Master—fun, clever designs to brighten up any wall.
Social Distance Master T-Shirts
Check out our witty T-shirts designed for social distance enthusiasts—wear your boundaries with pride and humor.