Social Distance Expert Pillows

"It hasn't been a problem honestly. I don't mind working on my own."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Quarandating.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

The New Normal

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"You're not distancing."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

COVID 22

You are here - They are there

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Working from home.