Social Distance Expert Pillows

"It hasn't been a problem honestly. I don't mind working on my own."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Quarandating.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

The New Normal

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Elbow Sex

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"You're not distancing."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

COVID 22

Working from home.

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

You are here - They are there

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Pick Your Own

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."