Social Distance Analyst Pillows

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

"How long are we supposed to keep this up?"

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You're not distancing."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

Campground closed until further notice

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Working from home.

You are here - They are there

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Socially Distancing Clowns

Pick Your Own

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"And then she walked into my life..."