Social Distance Appreciator Pillows

"Until the vaccine is completely rolled out, we're gonna keep our distance."

Social Distancing Club

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

The New Normal

"Still too close."

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Elbow Sex

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"You're not distancing."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"He works and plays well with others."

COVID 22

You are here - They are there

Socially Distancing Clowns

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."