Social Distance Appreciator Pillows

"Until the vaccine is completely rolled out, we're gonna keep our distance."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"You're not distancing."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"He works and plays well with others."

COVID 22

You are here - They are there

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Working from home.