Social Distance Ace Pillows

Welcome to Weird Land

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

The New Normal

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"You're not distancing."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

Elbow Sex

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Pick Your Own

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

You are here - They are there

A couple breaks the two metre rule

Campground closed until further notice

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Working from home.