Social Distance Analyst Mugs

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kind of miss strangers coming up and touching my belly."

"How long are we supposed to keep this up?"

Distance to avoid contagion

'Modern romance'

Do what you can to flatten the curve

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

The New Normal

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

Elbow Sex

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"You're not distancing."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

Working from home.

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!

You are here - They are there

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

A couple breaks the two metre rule

Socially Distancing Clowns

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Pick Your Own

Campground closed until further notice