Social Distance Observers Mugs

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Modern romance'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"God help us, it's that guy."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

Nervous at a party.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

Joe Hundredaire

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'Nobody wants to get involved these days.'