Few people are flying these days, but we can still say many things are up in the air right now.
Social Distance Observers Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who diligently observes social distancing? Explore our playful and thoughtful products designed to honor their commitment to safety while adding a touch of humor. Perfect for friends, family, or colleagues who keep everyone healthy!
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Glance Exchange
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
'Modern romance'
"What are you doing?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
Nervous at a party.
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."
'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Joe Hundredaire
Elegance & Social Distance
'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'
"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."
"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"
Social Distance Observers Gifts Collection
Social Distance Observers Mugs
Explore more creative mugs perfect for social distance observers—bring a smile to their face with our witty designs.
Social Distance Observers Pillows
Check out our pillows celebrating social distancing heroes—comfort and humor in every design.
Social Distance Observers Prints
Browse additional prints that highlight the importance of social distancing—fun wall art for safety-conscious folks.
Social Distance Observers T-Shirts
Discover more fun t-shirts for those who champion social distancing—wear your safety with pride.