2019: Stay away from negative people/2020: Stay away from positive people.
Social Distance Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your social distance guru? Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt items designed for those who champion safety and space. Our products blend humor with appreciation, making it easy to gift someone who’s mastered the art of maintaining personal space. Whether for friends, family, or colleagues, these unique items celebrate their dedication to safe interactions while adding a fun twist to their everyday essentials.
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
Social distancing
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
Distance to avoid contagion
'Modern romance'
Do what you can to flatten the curve
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
The New Normal
"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
Apple Picking 2020
Elbow Sex
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
A couple breaks the two metre rule
"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."
Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
You are here - They are there
Campground closed until further notice
"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"
Pick Your Own
Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!
"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."
Working from home.
Socially Distancing Clowns
Social Distance Guru Gifts Collection
Social Distance Guru Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs that celebrate the social distance guru—perfect for keeping safety close at hand while brightening their day.
Social Distance Guru Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows celebrating social distancing—bring a humorous touch to any space while showing you care.
Social Distance Guru Prints
Explore stylish prints that pay tribute to the social distance guru—ideal for decorating their favorite space with a personal touch.
Social Distance Guru T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts that honor the social distance master in your life—funny, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.