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Social Distance Observer Gifts
Looking for a quirky gift for someone who takes social distancing seriously? Our social distance observer-themed items blend humor and safety, making them ideal for anyone proudly keeping safe boundaries. Whether for a friend, colleague, or family member, these products add a fun twist to social responsibility.
Open Restaurant
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Glance Exchange
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
"What are you doing?"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
'Modern romance'
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"God help us, it's that guy."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
Nervous at a party.
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"
Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious
Elegance & Social Distance
Are you going to read a book the whole time? That's so rude!
Joe Hundredaire
"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"
Social Distance Observer Gifts Collection
Social Distance Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of social distance observer mugs to add a humorous touch to their daily coffee or tea routine.
Social Distance Observer Pillows
Discover our fun and cozy social distance observer pillows, ideal for adding a lighthearted touch to home comfort and safety.
Social Distance Observer Prints
Browse our social distance observer prints to brighten up any space with humor and a reminder of the importance of maintaining safe distances.
Social Distance Observer T-Shirts
Check out our playful social distance observer t-shirts, perfect for making a statement while keeping health and humor in mind.