Social Distance Enthusiast Mugs

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"Stay that far away."

"Aren't you overreacting a bit now?"

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

The New Normal

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"You're not distancing."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

COVID 22

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

You are here - They are there

Pick Your Own

Socially Distancing Clowns

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Home Stay Home

Working from home.