Social Distance Aficionado Mugs

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

Social Distancing Club

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

Stay apart & stay happy

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

The New Normal

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Elbow Sex

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Still too close."

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"You're not distancing."

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

COVID 22

Working from home.

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

You are here - They are there

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."

Socially Distancing Clowns

Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!