Social Distance Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"Stay that far away."

"Aren't you overreacting a bit now?"

Distance to avoid contagion

Social Distancing Club

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Modern romance'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Do what you can to flatten the curve

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

The New Normal

Social Distancing and TV Interviews

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"

"Still too close."

"You're not distancing."

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

Elbow Sex

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

COVID 22

You are here - They are there

Home Stay Home

"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."