Oh, no! I'm going to miss the target entirely! POP! It might work in some sports, but trying to have a darts tournament in a bubble was a bad idea!
Social Distance Strategist Mugs
Start their day with a chuckle using mugs featuring witty sayings about social distancing. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate a humorous take on personal space—brighten their mugs collection!
Cute Guy
Social Distancing at Lovers Leap
GOING TOE-TO-TOE IN 2020
Do what you can to flatten the curve
Pick Your Own
Coming out of lockdown
Distance to avoid contagion
'Modern romance'
Happy Brithday
"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
The New Normal
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
"You're not distancing."
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
Elbow Sex
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
You are here - They are there
Working from home.
"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"
"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!
Social Distance Strategist Mugs Collection
Social Distance Strategist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that add humor and charm to any living space, honoring the art of maintaining social boundaries.
Social Distance Strategist Prints
Browse unique prints that honor social distance strategists—ideal for inspiring spaces and sparking conversations.
Social Distance Strategist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that make a statement about personal space mastery—fun, comfy, and perfect for everyday wear.