Social Distancing Humorist Pillows

Fist Bumper Cars

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

This isn't a viable plan. They say we're going ahead with the season but the players must stay six feet apart at all times.

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

"Back off!"

Somebody Needs a Hug!

A pizza delivery driver throws a pizza delivery.

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

The bubble was a great idea until John needed to use the restroom.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

The Organic

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Decontamination

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

The trap