Social Distance Humorist Pillows

Keep your distance

Quarandating.

Yeah, no, I only fist-bump these days. Quick.

I'm keeping my distance!

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Lost Season

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Coronavirus

Decontamination

Happy Brithday

The trap

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

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