Social Distancing Satirists Pillows

Beverage Service "Distancing"

"My advice would be to minimise all social contact."

"Remember . . . . no handshaking."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

Social distance queue starts here

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

Mask Autumn

State of the Union

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

New Shades 2020

"Thank God!"

'Rona Lisa

"That is six feet."

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Quarandating.

"You may now wave at the bride."

Christmas 2020

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Captain Pointy

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."