Social Distancing Satirists Prints

Beverage Service "Distancing"

"My advice would be to minimise all social contact."

"Remember . . . . no handshaking."

Fist Bumper Cars

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Merry Christmas

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Social distance queue starts here

State of the Union

Mask Autumn

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

New Shades 2020

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"Thank God!"

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

"You mustn't worry about bubbles - Daddy's spent all his life in one."

'Rona Lisa

"That is six feet."

"How are you coping with having to wear masks?"

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

"You may now wave at the bride."

Quarandating.

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

"Keep it 2 metres people!"

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"Wot? No toilet paper?"

Christmas 2020

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

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