Social Distancing Satirist Prints

"It's gotten so bad that I actually WANT to go to Target."

"The Hendersons invited us to shelter in their place."

"I can't wait till they end this lockdown."

"Rising or setting?"

"Hey! No hugging."

"I think you can safely remove that now."

"We're doing phone rather than face to face, but for verisimilitude you could take your skirt off."

"Sure, they have evidence - but right now they can't touch you."

Get back!

When everyone needs to self-isolate.

"It's the mormons."

"You may now wave at the bride."

Antisocial Distancing

Tunnel of Love in Covid Times

"You don't need a mask, I filled it with hand sanitizer." (man swimming in a pool, inviting in another person who is wearing a mask)

Distant in denim

Chiropractor wearing mask and social distancing from patient

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"I know we want to stay safe but in my opinion that is a little heavy handed."

Stay safe: keep 6 inches apart

Social Distancing at Ben and Jerry's

Pandemic polling station.

The "First" Thanksgiving

"Watch it, Pal! I WILL come closer than six feet!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"