"The deal is $30K for a dozen rolls. First we count the cash - then you get to squish."
Quarantine Satirist Pillows
Add a splash of satire to their space with pillows that showcase sharp wit and humorous commentary on quarantine life—comfortable, funny, and finally, relatable.
Fighting Covid
Distance to avoid contagion
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
Comicron
"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"
"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."
Nonsense Poem
"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."
"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."
"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"
Lost Season
I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!
"What should I wear to the living room today?"
Merry Christmas
Happy Brithday
"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."
Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven
Coronavirus
Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating
"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"
Dating in 2020
The quarantine self cut.
"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."
"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."
"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."
'Looks like we could have a pandemic on our hands.'
State of the Union
Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.
Flight Crew Lockdown Check List
Mask Autumn
"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"
"Target in range. Ready... hug."
Quarantine Satirist Pillows Collection
Quarantine Satirist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for quarantine satirists. Find the ideal gift that makes every coffee break a moment of comedy.
Quarantine Satirist Prints
Browse our range of print art featuring quarantine satire—great for decorating with a humorous perspective on lockdown life.
Quarantine Satirist T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the humor of quarantine living. Perfect for the satirist who loves to wear their wit.