Quarantine Life Humorist Pillows

The local bar exercised social distancing

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

Lend me your ears

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Nonsense Poem

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

The Organic

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Decontamination

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The trap

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Happy Brithday