Quarantine Humor Pillows

Social Distancing on the South Pole

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Lockdown Prisons

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Coronavirus

The trap

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Happy Brithday

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Exhibition for Prisoners

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Confined by Coronavirus

Sleeping masks

"Thank God!"

Open up the Shops!

Mandatory mask use

The Insiders

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."