Quarantine Humor Gifts

Social Distancing on the South Pole

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

Oh, no! I'm going to miss the target entirely! POP! It might work in some sports, but trying to have a darts tournament in a bubble was a bad idea!

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Lockdown Prisons

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Coronavirus

The trap

Happy Brithday

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Exhibition for Prisoners

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Confined by Coronavirus

Mandatory mask use

The Insiders

Open up the Shops!