Quarantine Quipsters Gifts

Keep The Lockdown

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Comicron

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Dating in 2020

Coronavirus

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Happy Brithday

I break for toilet paper

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Confined by Coronavirus

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

The Insiders

COVID Era Intel

Open up the Shops!