Quarantine Jokesters Gifts

"Gosh Pooh, Covid's going to be here forever."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Coronavirus

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Happy Brithday

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Dating in 2020

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Mandatory mask use

Confined by Coronavirus

Open up the Shops!

The Insiders

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.