Quarantine Humorists Gifts

"Social distancing is really cramping my style."

"Just saying, I feel your social-distancing guidelines could lighten up a bit."

The beige bird of low-grade depression.

Confinement syndrome due to the pandemic

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Lend me your ears

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Nonsense Poem

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Lost Season

The Organic

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

The trap

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Dating in 2020

Coronavirus

Happy Brithday