Quarantine Comedy Gifts

Day 21 of self-isolation, and the DIY haircut hadn't been a complete success.

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A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

"Anyone fancy a dump?"

Fighting Covid

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Nonsense Poem

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Happy Brithday

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Coronavirus

Dating in 2020

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

I break for toilet paper

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"