Quarantine Comedy Lover Gifts

The 12 Days of Covidmas

"With all this self isolation and social distancing going on, I must say it is getting pretty crowded around here!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"My wife still hasn't been able to get a haircut since before the lockdown."

Fighting Covid

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Distance to avoid contagion

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Happy Brithday

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Dating in 2020

Coronavirus

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Vaccine passport required

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Bubbling

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."