Quarantine Comedy Lover Pillows

"With all this self isolation and social distancing going on, I must say it is getting pretty crowded around here!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"My wife still hasn't been able to get a haircut since before the lockdown."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Lost Season

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Happy Brithday

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Dating in 2020

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Coronavirus

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Bubbling

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Vaccine passport required

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"