Lockdown Humor Lover Pillows

"Perhaps 'balcony billiards' isn't for you."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Virtual Beach

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Vaccine passport required

Bubbling

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Coronavirus

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Strainspotting

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Social distancing

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"Which one?"

"That is six feet."