Lockdown Humor Lover T-Shirts

"Perhaps 'balcony billiards' isn't for you."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"We're going on a pub crawl - in Nottingham."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Virtual Beach

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Bubbling

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Vaccine passport required

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Coronavirus

Social distancing

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Strainspotting

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."