Lockdown Humor T-Shirts

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The trap

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"Thank God!"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Sleeping masks

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Working from home

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

New closures due to the pandemic

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."