Lockdown Humor Mugs

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The trap

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Thank God!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Sleeping masks

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Working from home

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."

Michelangelo's David wearing a face mask

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Turns out laughter isn't the best medicine."

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."