Lockdown Humor Fans Mugs

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

Bribes for Jabs

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Face Mask Romance

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Covid-19 Caution

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

"Why not?"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Self-Isolatteion

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

A fluffy sheep wearing a face mask

Nobody move.

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."