Lockdown Humor Appreciator Pillows

TIER SYSTEM IN CAKES

Threat of lockdown

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Virtual Beach

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Bubbling

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Vaccine passport required

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Coronavirus

Strainspotting

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Social distancing

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica