Lockdown Humor Fan Pillows

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Covid-19 Caution

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"It make syou kind of proud to be helping to build this giant new hospital doesn't it!!"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

COVID-19 dime

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Why are we following traffic lights? Rudolph got the corona Virus."

"If she's going to be off school for a while, we need to make sure she's not stuck in the house all day."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

The New Paranormal

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

New closures due to the pandemic

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

A fluffy sheep wearing a face mask

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."