Pandemic Humor Fan Pillows

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

Turned out to be a false positive but...

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

"You'd better make that 10 feet."

"No idea. Maybe It's for self isolating?"

Alrighty... Let's begin our social distance-compliant tea party."

"Cut it out! That's valuable stuff!"

"Don't touch it for 24 hours."

"You know when I knew I had Covid? Nothing smelled or tasted funny."

Tiers of a Clown

Social Distancing"Have you heard about this 'social distancing?"

"I forgot to remove my mask at the DMV."

Alien with Face Mask

"Are hours spend sheltering in place billable?"

Do Not Enter Without Masks

The Gnu Gnormal

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Cootie Poo-Poo Head Variant

The New Paranormal

Pandemic News

Coronavirus

Covid-19 Crispies

Wash your hands

Warning Corona Virus

New! Self-Isolation! The toilet paper must haves! As seen on TV!

2021 2020 1861 1929 1941 2020 had to isolate before being allowed to return here. And now, only the other years everybody would like to forget will be friends with him. Baby 2021 can't wait to get started. Folks down there are very glad he's finally coming, and they have high hopes that he's gonna be a great year!

Sports not cancelled

Bribes for Jabs

"We'll his hands aren't touching his face."

Contact Tracing

"This bank job can't happen during social distancing."

"What's the big deal about outdoor dining?"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

How to Read Your Home Test Kit