Pandemic Humor Fans Pillows

"The great thing about the ball taking place on Zoom is that you can wear sweatpants."

Back to school sale

Princess with dark roots showing

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"And if social-distancing is your bag, this little runabout ticks all the boxes."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not eligible for the Paycheck Protection Program."

"We're supposed to be working from home, Dave, but it only works if you work from your own home."

"Do you remember anything about the bank robber's appearance, ma'am?"

"You really don't understand this whole 'second wave' thing, do you, Dear?"

"I miss pooping on people."

"Calm Lady, I'm just a child in disguise!"

Corona Guide

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"So, ah...what day is it?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Bribes for Jabs

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Virtual Beach

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Face Mask Romance

Dinosaur Group Think

The trap

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Bubbling

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

Vaccine passport required

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Covid-19 Caution