Pandemic Humor Aficionado Pillows

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

"It's a very sweet gesture, but I have to ask: are you fully vaxxed yet?"

"You still think we will get a seat on this train?"

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

"Keep distance!"

"I'm coming back. The air out here is filled with viruses!"

"No, No. . . I'm not a bank robber! I just didn't have any facemasks."

Pontius Pilate, Covid Pandemic

"Aww, you little, forgotten and unvaccinated child! Would you like me to join you on your way to school?"

Hugs: Virus Free

"The new trend in worship services is replacing smoke machines with anti-virus fumigators."

"Do I know you? I can't smell anything with this mask on."

With a wine in each hand you won't accidentally touch your face!

"George thinks this is a superspreader event."

Coronavirus and Criminals

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Working from home

"Hey! Put your seat belt on!"

"Ok people, six feet apart. You know the drill."

"I chin my mask like all the men in my family. May God rest their souls."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Lend me your ears

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

The Organic

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Virtual Beach

Decontamination