Pandemic Humorist Pillows

"He hasn't seen you without a mask."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"There's nothing to worry about regarding this national emergency."

"Hello!? Hello!!? I'm just wondering if I've I've been put in the wrong quarantine here?"

"Masks are the new underwear."

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."

Virus Standup

Toilet Paper Inheritance

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"Okay Scouts, that ends today's online welding session!"

I break for toilet paper

"I'm taking a vertical approach to social distancing."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

"The person who blew up the balloon was fully vaccinated."

Lousy Ventriloquist Fears Return to Normal

"Have you been tested?"

Work from home

"Did You Wash Your Hands?"

"Give me a minute. Do you know how many people have touched that lamp?"

Safe Olympic Events

Distancing with the Stars

Toilet Paper Hill

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Happy New Year kid. Here, you'll be needing this."

Summer 2020

Prom Theme: Coronavirus

"Hands up or the mask comes off!"

'Stand back! He's got a pig!'

"We met through a contact tracing app."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Can my oxygen mask drop down now?"

"Oh, you know - same old, same old,

"Sorry, Noah, but I should tell you that I've started social distancing from someone else."

Man holding vaccine in 2021 waiting to attack COVID molecule.

"We ran out of toilet paper. Luckily, I have a whole box of my resumé."