Pandemic Comedian Pillows

Coming back into the office I thought it would be safer to bring some of my own stuff

COVID Workout

"Guess we don't need to write 'Sorry we missed you...' slips anymore."

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The Lone Ranger at Home

Temperature Checks

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Fist Bumper Cars

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Nonsense Poem

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

They're behind me aren't they?

Happy Brithday

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Dating in 2020

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

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