Pandemic-aware Humorist Pillows

Last time we had to chase and abduct them. Now they're asking us to pick them.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Fist Bumper Cars

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

The Organic

Lost Season

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

They're behind me aren't they?

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

The trap

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Virtual Beach

Happy Brithday

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Decontamination

Coronavirus

Face Mask Romance

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

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