Pandemic Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Ten Months Later

"Dear Santa, Sorry no cookies this year. Please wipe down all surfaces when you leave. Thx!"

"It's gotten so bad that I actually WANT to go to Target."

"Seriously?!"

"They haven't sent any face masks or gloves so we've been told to improvise!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 !

Man walks dog using treadmill.

Class of 1985 Reunion in 2020

"You'd better put this on or they wont let you in!"

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

Sparky doesn't respect the 6 foot social distancing rule.

"I don't have to mask up, Sam I am?"

The Birus

"Is this the line for whole foods or the bank?"

Book Launch 2020

"Got another one without a mask, Jimmy."

Here are some things we'd see at the upcoming 2021 summer Olympics if Ernie was in charge. Long jump records being shattered thanks to the new shark tank! Parents who have managed both work and child education from home during the pandemic are in the balance beam event. Distance running features healthcare workers. They've been in a marathon, not a sprint, and have showed incredible endurance. No the pole vault is not a secure place where we store poles.

"Kiss me, Scarlett."

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

"Watch it, Pal! I WILL come closer than six feet!"

"Non-essential wife!" "Even-less-essential husband!"

Springbreaknado21

COVID Hare

Seems like overkill, Bob.

Social Distancing Grammar. Quarantine. Quaranteen.

"Out superspreader! Toss the porridge, sanitize sheets, wipe everything!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Please Donnybrook Responsibly.

Socially Distant Butts

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"That is six feet."

"Normally I'd prescribe something, but Multiple Personality Disorder might really come in handy during quarantine."

2020 Tanline

"Don't worry, I don't have a contagious disease."