Covid Comedian Pillows

"I just got these new glasses from my ophthalmologist – they come with tiny windshield wipers to clean the fog from my mask!"

They're behind me aren't they?

"Still too close."

"Rona you say, well nice to meet you." (man talking to the corona virus)

Face Mask Bikini

Covid Babies

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

Fist Bumper Cars

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Lend me your ears

Nonsense Poem

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

The Organic

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Decontamination

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Happy Brithday

Coronavirus

The trap

Dating in 2020

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room