Lockdown Comedian Pillows

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"David has taken the opportunity of being at home during the lockdown to learn how to be incredibly annoying."

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Nonsense Poem

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Lost Season

They're behind me aren't they?

Happy Brithday

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Coronavirus

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Dating in 2020

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

The quarantine self cut.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."