Lockdown Comedian Prints

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

"David has taken the opportunity of being at home during the lockdown to learn how to be incredibly annoying."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Nonsense Poem

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Lost Season

They're behind me aren't they?

Happy Brithday

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Coronavirus

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Dating in 2020

The quarantine self cut.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."