Lockdown Satirist Pillows

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

"Wait - 'Quarantine Fridays' was a joke?!"

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Distance to avoid contagion

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Lend me your ears

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Lost Season

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Merry Christmas

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Coronavirus

The trap

Start of school year in Cuba 1

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Happy Brithday

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

Decontamination