Lockdown Humorist Pillows

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

"This is coronavirus man ... honoring all those who sheltered in place."

Life After Lockdown for 'newly released' seniors...

Leaving Coronavirus County. . . Bridge Crossing 50% Success Rate. . . Your Troubles Are Over!

I warned you. Martinis sipped through a straw just go down a whole lot faster!

"...and you being outside - is that essential?"

Covid Hair

"Well, I think we are ready to get out of the quarantine and to face that coronavirus."

Social Distance Beggar

Warning Epidemic

"How far have you come?"

"Well, I didn't get invited to any lockdown parties. . .!"

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

"It's amazing what fuzz little surprises pop out and show themselves since the lockdown started."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Refresher course

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Working from Home

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

"Ahh!! You idiot!! I understand that you're bored because there are no hunters around to shoot at us right now, but. . ."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

We get it. You're going stir-crazy – We're all going stir-crazy.

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"It's self-isolate, dear, not immolate."

"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."

Greater Manchester Covid Tier: Wait for it. Wait for it...

"You have to wear a face mask if you want."

August

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.