Lockdown Comedians Pillows

Nitpick Area COVID Regulations.

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Nonsense Poem

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

They're behind me aren't they?

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

The quarantine self cut.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

Open up the Shops!

In baseball we can't practice social distancing when everybody is told to stay at home.

Covid Babies

". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"

The Insiders

COVID Era Intel

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

"I'm crossing the road to keep my social distance."